Crow's songwriter denies Botox accusations !


This is the picture circulating on social media claiming Crow's tune creator, Gary, has had some work done to his boat race. In fact, he can claim with absolute conviction that he was suffering during a Crow's rehearsal this week from Heavycroynolgical Colderfaseria. Better known in Kent as a 'heavy cold.' Gary commented on the claims ''if i was to have some work down to the ol' mush then i would have hoped it would have turned out better than as shown in the picture.'' No action will be taken against the accuser but, suffice to say, contacts in the East have been kept up to date with the situation.